SAUNA BUS / QUMBUS MOBILE CV
Actually, it is not just a SAUNA BUS. The name „Sauna Bus” covers a wide variety of fun, much more than you would think by just glancing at it. You could call it either KITCHEN, DISCO, LIMO or simply a PARTY Bus. All that, a cherry on top and you'll get the SAUNA BUS. But let's call it a „SAUNA BUS” to keep things simple. If you prefer a folksy Latin version, you can call it QUMBUS MOBILE
Once upon a time, Sauna Bus was rather an ordinary bus, with genetic disposition of a normal city bus. The only apparent heritage is reflected in hiR good mood, awesome singing voice and sense of rhythm (not the equivalent of prudence, mind you) which has been brought to almost perfection in College of Tuning.ee and stardom is only stone throw away - currently put on hold due to lack of time. Also, differently from many related to hiR, sHe possesses the so-called third eye. Boasting a 27 inch diameter, it is visible even to the human eye. Provided the latter is still clear, of course...
We must also take a note of hiR incredible sense of humor, which may occasionally leap over to the world of jokes only known to buses. It becomes evident when doors suddenly slam in your face or city ride turns into roller-coaster ride (or so it seems). However, bus humor is not meant for the clearheaded folks and second pint will bring along the right kind of giggles. The overall consensus is - sHe is a hottie (dispute over the gender continues as we speak - thus the utilization of Timothy Leary's vocab). Maximum hide temperature has been measured to be 120 C°indoors (thus the name QUMBUS)! The good thing is, the back is also fitted with vapor room and any homo sapiens would know how to take advantage of such grand coincidence. There may be some confusion as to whether we are dealing with the vapor room or choir room but given the circumstances these two come out as a single unit in the end. And lest we forget, good breading results in cleanliness. Resemblance to a camel comes to mind as sHe carries a full one ton hump load of water on hiR back, so that all beloved guests could partake in hiR love for tidiness. P.S! Our Sauna Bus is proud to present a wood burning furnace.
Respectfully yours, QUMBUS MOBILE